Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man
-Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-Mark Twain

Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
-Unknown

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
-Dave Barry

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

A dog has the soul of a philosopher.
-Plato

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.
-Unknown

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Bern Williams

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
-Franklin Jones

Animals are such agreeable friends--they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
-George Eliot

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.
-Konrad Z. Lorenz

If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
-Anonymous

I've seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
-John Steinbeck

If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either.
-Unknown

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
-Louis Sabin

Every dog must have his day.
-Jonathan Swift

A good dog deserves a good home.
-Proverb

All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers is contained in the dog.
-Kafka

My little dog—a heartbeat at my feet.
-Edith Wharton